Shortly after mommy and daddy paid off their overloaded credit cards DJI and his girl S&P fled north to the Arctic Circle in hopes of escaping the treacherous heat stirred by global warming. After arriving at the Arctic Circle, DJI and S&P set up camp, a luxurious velvet tent next to a hot fire. They decided to spice up the night and entered the tent to amuse themselves. Hours passed, the fire came to a simmer, the moon was at its highest, the temp in the tent rose considerably... and right around climax... a tall and dark shadowy figure appeared at the foot of their tent. Excited after a good long night DJI decided to greet the new neighbor. Unzipping the entrance to their tent, the silence stopped, a howling gust of cold wind swept into the velvet lined tent simultaneously ending the fire outside; exacerbated by the moon light, DJI looked up at a tall, 990 pound frame of a beautifully white cloaked figure. Just as the figure rose its arm for what DJI thought was a handshake, DJI thought, "wow where did he get that fur coat, I need to get me one of those!?"
Long term divergence: incoming , RVI, rising prices, and declining . Would've included 12 M S&P but not enough data. Its gonna be a long winter.